Monday, May 05, 2014

Outside the Lab

Sure. Don't take it too seriously, folks. And don't worry, I had the offending 7 year old arrested.

Monday, April 22, 2013

Club

Man walks into a Lab Science club...

Ouch.

At least that's the story my attorney wants me to go with.

Saturday, January 19, 2013

"Joke"

What do you get when you cross a lab intern with a bunsen burner explosion?

A large medical bill.

Friday, December 16, 2011

What To Buy Your Local Lab Scientist for Christmas

Note: This is for forensic lab scientists only. If you want to know what to buy a medical scientist then you're in the wrong place.

  1. A new microscope (he looked too closely into his last microscope and his glasses pushed it off the table)
  2. Some new glasses (see above)
  3. A new lock for the lab door (People keep stealing my cocaine test samples)
  4. A few new test tubes (You can never have too many)
  5. A few new lab technicians (You can never have too many)
I hope this helps your hunt for gifts.