What To Buy Your Local Lab Scientist for Christmas

Note: This is for forensic lab scientists only. If you want to know what to buy a medical scientist then you're in the wrong place.

1. A new microscope (he looked too closely into his last microscope and his glasses pushed it off the table)
2. Some new glasses (see above)
3. A new lock for the lab door (People keep stealing my cocaine test samples)
4. A few new test tubes (You can never have too many)
5. A few new lab technicians (You can never have too many)

I hope this helps your hunt for gifts.

A Day in the Lab

...is worth two in the bush.

Happy Birthday Robert Bunsen

You'll be missed, that's for sure.

Hey

This place is deader than Yukka Mountain.