Outside the Lab

Sure. Don't take it too seriously, folks. And don't worry, I had the offending 7 year old arrested.

Slow Day at the Lab

Club

Man walks into a Lab Science club...

Ouch.

At least that's the story my attorney wants me to go with.

What To Buy Your Local Lab Scientist for Christmas

Note: This is for forensic lab scientists only. If you want to know what to buy a medical scientist then you're in the wrong place.

1. A new microscope (he looked too closely into his last microscope and his glasses pushed it off the table)
2. Some new glasses (see above)
3. A new lock for the lab door (People keep stealing my cocaine test samples)
4. A few new test tubes (You can never have too many)
5. A few new lab technicians (You can never have too many)

I hope this helps your hunt for gifts.