Club

Man walks into a Lab Science club...

Ouch.

At least that's the story my attorney wants me to go with.

"Joke"

What do you get when you cross a lab intern with a bunsen burner explosion?

A large medical bill.

What To Buy Your Local Lab Scientist for Christmas

Note: This is for forensic lab scientists only. If you want to know what to buy a medical scientist then you're in the wrong place.

1. A new microscope (he looked too closely into his last microscope and his glasses pushed it off the table)
2. Some new glasses (see above)
3. A new lock for the lab door (People keep stealing my cocaine test samples)
4. A few new test tubes (You can never have too many)
5. A few new lab technicians (You can never have too many)

I hope this helps your hunt for gifts.

A Day in the Lab

...is worth two in the bush.

Happy Birthday Robert Bunsen

You'll be missed, that's for sure.

Hey

This place is deader than Yukka Mountain.

You win some, you lose some

Hey.

I lost the keys to my lab. But then I found them.

Sure

Hey

"Put a Lab on YOUR street"

Co-op

Someone asked me if I like that store "the co-op".
My answer: I'm not fond of it
Reason: I don't know who I'm co-operating with

Hey.....

I've been working on this case, the Michaels case. This guy got shot. Michaels. I did some tests on the objects they brought me from the crime scene. Finger print results - The Lab Scientist. Yeah, I accidentally put my fingers all over them so it's my prints but I didn't kill the guy.

Hello Fellow Lab Scientists....

That was the opening in my speech at the LAB conference. Turns out there was a mix up, it wasn't a lab conference it was the "Labour Party" conference. And they didn't even tell me til I finished my speech. All those guys in the audience were looking at each other when I was telling them about how we should rise up and get more microscope and less bunsen burners, you know?

Anyhow, later I met this guy "Tony" he said there was confusion and that he was supposed to talk but I said to him what do you know about micro biology and the like, you know?

I better go

Hey

Had to make a new...what is this called? Blog? Had to make a new blog.